One day Catherine woke up and had nothing to do.  Her boyfriend was out of town, and her best friend was at her stupid job.  

Catherine was very bored.

She went on a walk.  She watched an idiot man clean her couch.  She decided to buy a very expensive camera. She made 2 trips to the grocery store. She made herself a sad, single serving of butternut squash soup and then baked a whole goddamn pie all for herself.  

Black Bottom Pie

The pie is best served with a Toddlers & Tiaras marathon.